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Ok. I’m pissed. I’m having a real issue with the costumes available for plus size women. I am not extremely large but I do find that plus sizes tend to fit a little better at the moment. This Saturday we have a Halloween Costume party to go to and so began my search for something that I could feel comfortable in AND not look like someone just threw a sheet over me.

I found a pirate costume that I thought was cute – until I saw the plus size version. Can you believe this crap?

Skinny Girl Pirate Costume

Normal Girl Pirate Costume

Skinny Girl Pirate Costume

And Plus Size:

Plus Size Pirate Costume

Plus Size Pirate Costume

Now, I would have totally worn the skinny girl pirate costume providing it had a little bit more material in the skirt length. I don’t need everyone seeing my entire thigh, thank you very much. But the Plus size version? Com’on! Puke green, brown, and a freakin’ red head wrap?? That’s absurd.

I’m sure they couldn’t find cute (pinks and whatnot) colors for THAT amount of material so they had to break down a few old saddles and bed sheets to do the trick. Thanks guys.

All I know, is if I was completely comfortable with my size - and if I knew how to sew – I would clean the floor with these businesses by making appealing outfits that regular sized women want to wear.

By David Sedaris

By David Sedaris

This is the second Sedaris book I picked up and I must say: I’m not disappointed. This is an older book than the first one I read. It’s not as catchy as When You Are Engulfed in Flames but it’s still just as good.

If this were the first of Sedaris’s books I tackled I don’t know if I would have been moved to pick up every other book he’s written… but I would have enjoyed it anyway.

I really like going back to see how far a writer has come. It gives me hope that what I write now will not necessarily be how I writer later on. We become more defined and more experienced.

Again, I’ve really enjoyed this book, however, if you haven’t read When You Are Engulfed in Flames, I would recommend reading that one first.

Saco/Old Orchard Beach

Saco/Old Orchard Beach

Every year, we visit Colebrook, New Hampshire. My husband’s uncle has a house up on a mountain overlooking a valley and mountains across the way. The sight is breathtaking. It’s always a shock to me, the next morning, because we get in so late the night before and we can’t see what the darkness has hidden.

In all this beauty there is a downfall. Since the home belongs to family, usually our week vacation is packed with lot more activity than we were hoping for. There is nothing wrong with family but we do occasionally want to have a trip with just us.  So the idea of going somewhere else was born…

We went away for the holiday weekend plus a few extra days. Finding a place that wasn’t already booked up (and not a million dollars a night… oh and would take dogs) was not an easy feat. It was extremely difficult deciding where to go as well. We live in Massachusetts and if you are not from around here, the New England area has lots of little states – ahem: lots of options – to choose from. I searched everywhere from upstate New York to the furthest tip of Maine. We finally settled on KOA Campgrounds. There are many of these campgrounds all over the country (and if I’m not mistaken they might be in Canada too). Most of them are pet friendly and have specific Kabins you can have them in. Some even have on-site kennels and dog parks too.

Luckily, I stumbled across the Saco/Old Orchard Beach KOA in Maine. Having never been to Old Orchard Beach (and not really wanting to be faced with millions of tourists) the fall was the perfect time to go.  Upon our arrival at almost 9PM, we were greeted with a little envelope with literature about the campground – including a map – and a little note explaining where our Kabin was. The key would be inside and they left the light on for us.  The office was closed but they were very on top of things.

We found our Kabin with no problems. In the dark, the roads weren’t clearly defined but I found that to be attributed to its charm. There were tall pines and the campground floor was full of fallen leaves and pine needles. Our Kabin was cozy and all wood. It was pretty rustic – which I like – but next year we’ll probably bring a small rug to soften the place up a little.

On downfall would be the amount of space some of the sites had. Our Kabin was pretty close to two others and on the other side of use were three other camper sites. We were fortunate enough to have those empty the enitre week but had we had neighbors on that site it might have been a little stuffy with the dogs and all. Since we went up on a Thursday night and left on Tuesday afternoon, we had complete quiet and privacy on each end of the week. Highly enjoyable.

Our immediate Kabin neighbors were only there for a couple of days and it turns out they were from the next right next door to where we grew up. They also had two little – very well behaved – girls. The couple was our age and they were a perfect neighborly match. We ended up playing cards both nights they were there and it was nice having a few drinks after the kids went to bed.  Before they left, we exchanged numbers and emails so we can plan a game night (or next year’s camping trip).  :)  

All in all, the campground was great. There was a decent sized playground, game room, and in ground pool (even though we didn’t get to use it). The bathrooms were bright and spotless. For a few bucks, you can go to the Merry Moose at the front of the park and pickup a huge stack of pancakes or Belgium waffles. And the staff was extremely helpful and polite… these days, that’s hard to find. 

We purchased a KOA card, which with our savings, paid for itself. It’s good for a year so that means next year we’ll be able to go to any KOA and save 10%. I also received an email from the Saco KOA thanking us for staying with them and included was an offer to save 20% during the Spring or Fall season. And on top of paying a nightly fee that’s about HALF the price of staying anywhere else. I’d say this place, along with our vacation, was perfect.

By Chelsea Handler

By Chelsea Handler

“I was nine years old and walking myself to school one morning when I heard the unfamiliar sound of a prepubescent boy calling my name. I had heard my nape spoken out loud by males before, but it was most often by one of my brothers, my father, or a teacher, and it was usually followed up with a shot to the side of the head.”

I have caught a few Chelsea Lately talk shows. I have found her to be sarcastic and very funny. This book did not disappoint me. Her foul language – and possibly mean behavior – described in her book makes it a very humorous read. Sometimes I wish I could be so outspoken. There were moments I found myself laughing out loud – like when she speaks of her love of “nuggets” and her ex-boyfriend who actually let a dog lick his private parts.

At some points, I could relate to what she was going through. I just wish I had acted (or reacted) in the manner she did.  Not so much about the Ex and Dog incident but more along the lines of not going to a birthday party with a compulsive liar. Handler has a knack for expressing her thoughts and wild imagination. That’s something I’d really like to tap into.  J

I wouldn’t recommend this for everyone since it’s not suited for all audiences. BUT if you have a sick sense of humor or are a fan of Chelsea’s then this is definitely a book to be read.

Go Figure. I’m Famous.

Hey look! I'm famous!
Hey look! I

I followed Big Girl Blue’s lead and created a magazine cover with my face on it. So I’m famous! Briefly. I don’t know if you can tell by the picture but I’m wearing pjs. In fact, I am wearing my beer mug pj pants. They are so comfy. I would be wearing them now except it’s a little cooler out and I have to bundle up a little bit more.

 

As I type this, I am sitting next to a fire. No, my house isn’t burning down or anything. I’m camping. Who would have known you could go camping and have access to the world wide web? I brought my laptop to finish up my BIW but they have free WiFi so why not?
We are here for the holiday weekend (and a portion of next week) but I will be sure to update you on the fabulousness of this place.
Til then, stay safe and think about how we celebrate a man that was no friend of the Indians. (I’ve been learning about the things they never taught in high school.)

Alli Update

I haven’t had a chance to officially start Alli yet. The passed few weeks have been full of birthday parties and being way too busy. And we leave tomorrow night for a week of camping. Since I’ve been hearing about all the bowel difficulties with this product I have decided to put it on hold for another week until I get back from vacation.

Then I can start fresh.

And be in close proximity to a bathroom.

By David Sedaris

By David Sedaris

I am in love.

This is the first book I’ve read by David Sedaris but I will tell you one thing: I’m hooked. I didn’t even make it through half the book before requesting every book he’s ever written from the library.

This book is a collection of personal essays he’s written over time. It’s hard to tell if they are chronological but it doesn’t matter. I think any essay could be read separately and be just as good.

Sedaris has bold witty humor. Seriously, my hat goes off to anyone who can make a “flatulent grandmother” and a Japenese Barber with shit on his hand funny. Even my husband found humor in some of the pages. And my hubby doesn’t like to sit through any of the clips I read him.

What I really enjoyed was the style of writing in this book. I absolutely love it. As a beginner writer, it really brought the craft of writing to the forefront. Sedaris is truly an artist. I found myself rereading certain sentences because I was fascinated with how he constructed them. I can only hope I have a pinch of the talent he has…

So, highly recommended book… like I said: I’m in love.

 

 

*As a side note: I’m thinking about coming up with a rating system for all the reviews I’ve been doing. I’m not sure when or how but I’ll let you know.

Advanced Precision

7 Berkmans Street, Worcester, MA 01602 

(508) 797-3673 

www.jdelectrol.com

For the longest time I have struggled with unwanted hair. This is not a topic women like to discuss. It’s embarrassing. And for me, it makes me feel less like a woman. I mean who really wants to shave, wax, or pluck areas of the body that is normally zoned for man-hair? Believe me I’ve shaved, waxed and plucked all those places – with less than desirable results. Yeah, what I was doing removed the hair but give it a day or two and a new hair would sprout in it’s place. (Regrettably, sometimes with acne or ingrown hairs.)

That kind of upkeep is ridiculous.

Come to find out electrolysis is relatively cheap and it permanently removes the hair. I can take up to a year to get an area clear but once it’s gone – it’s GONE. I had decided I’ve had enough. I am tired of being self conscious. I am tired of the embarrassment. I am tired of the maintenance. Most of all, I am tired of the looks I would get once those little hairs would poke their ugly faces out.

JoAnne Davis is the owner of Advanced Precision in Worcester, MA and we communicated quite a bit before my first appointment. She is a Registered Nurse and Certified Laser Technician and Electrologist She has a warm personality that made me feel completely comfortable in her care. I have found after a few treatments that it is not as painful as expected and the after care is just as easy. The area is softer and even the acne has let up.

If you struggle with unwanted hair (this goes for men too) I advise to look at your options… and if you are in Massachusetts, I HIGHLY recommend going to Advanced Precision!

By Valerie Bertinelli
By Valerie Bertinelli

I’ll be honest. I felt this book was a huge advertisement for Jenny Craig. I know she’s the spokeswoman and all but I found it somewhat repetitive.

It was a slow and I had way too many more interesting reading waiting for me, so I decided to fold. Usually, I like to tough it out and give the author a chance to redeem themselves but I had more pressing things waiting for me.
I didn’t finish it and promptly brought it back to the library (well before it was due).
I can’t recommend this one. It very well may be a good book but I just could trudge through this style of writing.
By Claire and Mia Fontaine

By Claire and Mia Fontaine

It is its own religion, this love. Uncontainable, savage, and without end, it is what I feel for my child.

Claire and Mia beautifully wrote this memoir about the challenges they faced – alone and in their relationship. I am completely moved at their ability to reconstruct their relationship. I often think about at what point does a relationship goes passed The Point of No Return.

In this memoir, Mia (and her mother) struggle with residue left by her “old father”.

Clair says:

I also use to think that nothing, short of death, could be worse than my little girl molested, and that only angels worked miracles. Oh, what I have learned. Listen: a man takes a child in his hands and does things, rams their little life like a freight train. He casts a spell. But the devil’s miracles are both wondrous and sly, because he lies low, he bides his time. Far in her future, this child will defy physics, will herself become freight train, conductor, tracks, and target. She will lay her head on the tracks, keep one foot on the pedal and head straight for herself, laughing, calling it freedom. No mother can break that spell. Nothing but to lay my head down beside her, to be there when the end comes as I was there in the beginning and for every little sufferance in between.

This spoke to me with such force it’s almost impossible to put into words. I have not been molested as Mia has but I understand their relationship. Some of the dialogue between Claire and Mia could reflect some of the conversations between my mother and myself. Now being a mother myself, I am beginning to understand the other side of the coin. The struggle of a daughter and a mother… I experienced this throughout the book.

Another part sticks out for me…

Accountability is not about blame, it’s not about being wrong, it is about owning the choices you’ve made, or are making, that create the results you have in your life. And you do create everything in your life.

This statement goes beyond abuse and any other tragedy. There is no way around it: this is present no matter what anyone has been through.

I highly recommend this book. I borrowed it from the library but am seriously thinking about picking up a copy. It’s good to have a reminder that a relationship can make it through hell and back… if the work and effort is there.

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